I have a reputation to keep up. It's the cool aunt rep. It's a hard life, keeping up, being on the ball of all things cool. So what does this cool aunt do? Why, of course, takes her tweenie nieces to see Breaking Dawn... such a struggle!
I'm not sure what is more exciting / amusing, going to Breaking Dawn or being enveloped in the pure tweenie excitement of the Twilight franchise frenzy. The excited chatter all the way to the cinema with what is in store for us... to the pre-pubescent awkwardness of:
"I hope there's no kissing", from the youngest.
"Ummm.... well .... there is a wedding, there is a honeymoon and a baby on the way... I think that there might be some kissing".
Which then leads to the discussion of the difficulty of being an actress if you have to kiss someone you don't know and what if they are married? All part of being a professional actress... and I'm sure there are some actors that you would pay to be kissed by, she will understand one day!
The other cool thing to do, is to break the rules...
"Oh look! Posters, great you can take them home!".
"Don't we have to pay for them?".
"No, they are just laying here begging to be taken home".
I don't explain to them the marketing aspect of having promotional material, there's no price sign, and really what is the worst that can happen, one of the counter staff, says "Oh excuse me you have to pay for them?" Live dangerously I say.
Well maybe not that dangerously... especially when it comes to the naked, in bed scene (yes I still live in fear of my younger sister's wrath... shhh... cool aunts don't admit to that)... so hands come up to cover young eyes... fortunately to the sound of giggles... and the explanation when hands come down and the bed has near-collapsed and feathers are floating from a torn pillow... oh a giant chicken flew in, landed on the railing and it collapsed... fate helped seal this explanation... when in a later scene Bella is cooking chicken, the obvious fate of the chicken... wow such a cool aunt... how they believed me... when we get home and still gushing about the movie... one of them says... "Wish I had seen that chicken part!"
Talking of all things Twilight... some exciting news. Booboo Stewart, who plays the young, cheeky wolf Seth Clearwater, is in discussions to play Aaron Stevens in the forthcoming The Pineville Heist movie, by award-winning screenplay writers Lee Chambers (Director) and Todd Gordon.
And the The Simple Dude has joined The Pineville Heist frenzy, with an awesome giveaway happening... there is $100 to win and some paperbacks up for grabs... check out the details here just by reading Lee Chambers' action-packed, adrenaline filled, novel The Pineville Heist. Who doesn't want to win a little bit of cold hard cash?
Oh and did you know.... you don't need a dedicated e-book reader... you can download the software and read it straight off your laptop/computer/smart phone/iPad/tablet... awesome!
